Okay so maybe you don’t have to drive off a cliff. As a matter of fact I am willing to bet that you don’t own a boom boom car because you’re an asshole but because you were born with a less-than-average amount of social awareness and empathy. Today, as a favor to you or someone… [Read more…]
July 21, 2011
The problem with holding out the wrong hand sign while sticking out your tongue and mouthing the words ‘rock on!’ is that it’s possibly one of the quickest ways to reveal that you are a dumbshit poseur. Now there’s nothing wrong with being a poseur. The problem is being a dumbshit poseur. As a matter… [Read more…]
July 3, 2011
(TMS) The entertainment industry has been buzzing since last Saturday when Transformers‘ star Optimus Prime announced that he is flying to the Philippine to do an independent film adaptation of Jose Rizal’s novels Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo. “I’m done with mainstream Hollywood for now. As a matter of fact my next project is… [Read more…]
June 23, 2011
In a recent interview with dzMM, Presidential Spokesman Edwin Lacierda stated that the public would never lose faith in President Aquino because he would never be corrupt. “What will be the one factor that will make people lose faith in Aquino… if he becomes corrupt, and that will not happen.” Lacierda said. We couldn’t disagree… [Read more…]
May 6, 2011
Let me begin by saying that Osama bin Laden was an asshole and the 11 September 2001 attacks were both tragic and wrong. That said, let me move on and ask the questions that have been left unasked; both silly and otherwise: 1. Is it really okay for the US to be carrying out unilateral… [Read more…]
April 25, 2011
Contrite Masses Flock to the Island’s New Holy Week Attractions: Blessed Banana Boat™, Jet Skis of Sorrow™ and the Sun Tan of Shame™. (Boracay) Catholic devotees numbering in the tens of thousands crowded the beaches of Boracay throughout last week to repent for their sins at what is considered the best beach for penitence in… [Read more…]
April 18, 2011
(The Interwebz) After threatening to sue celebrities who criticized him over twitter concerning the controversial March 12 episode of his show, Willie Revillame has found another hater in the person of Senator Francis ‘Kiko’ Pangilinan. “Willy R threatns 2 sue those who criticizd him on Twittr. This arrogant, unrepentant&incorrigible tv host has gone 2 far&should… [Read more…]
April 5, 2011
100% accurate prognostication for .001% of the population (for the week of April 4 – April 10) Aries (♈) March 21 to April 20 Remember that we are mostly immune to our own body odor. Maybe your workmates / classmates want to kill you for a reason. Taurus (♉) April 21 to May 20 Some… [Read more…]
August 4, 2011
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